John: Gunner Bunner? Hey Gunner! What's a matter buddy? Gunner won't come out from under the table.
Jen: He did something wrong.
John: Gunner, what did you do?
Jen: Check upstairs for kitty puke.
John: Gunner, what did you do?
Jen: He totally did something wrong! look at him, he's totally hiding-
John: GASP!!!!!!!!
Jen: What, what did he do? What...
Jen: Oh gross....is that....is that poop?
John: That's MORTECHAI!!!!!!
Jen: Oh my god, Gunner you better run.
[--20 minutes earlier--]
Mortechai: You're goin down cat.
Gunner: What are you gonna do from that bowl? huh? splash me? wah.
Mortechai: Sometimes revenge means the ultimate sacrifice.... [jump, flop flop plop]
Gunner: Damn you fish, I will not take the heat for this! Get your tail back in that bowl!!!
Mortechai: You're....[wheez]...goin....[cough]....doownnnn...[expire].
4 comments:
the picture of your fish wrapped in cat hair made me laugh out loud. poor mortechai.
Congratulations! I just heard the good news.
I'm so sorry I'm laughing - but HAHAHAHAHA.... poor Mortechai. Nice Jewish name btw. :)
So great to get out with you today! I felt so happy I did that as I pushed the elevator button in my building.
Nice.
LOL. That was hilarious! Sorry about the fish. :)
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